Language Is A Virus
For Everyone's Eyes Only

Wednesday, March 4 2020

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

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There will be a standby line at the theatre for sold-out shows.

Old Shelby is a defrocked itinerant preacher, spreading the Good Word that Words Are Bad. Join him as he invokes the divine power of sketch comedy to try to prove that human language was a mistake and to hopefully, once again, frock himself.


The year is 2019 and James Bond faces his biggest threat to-date: a powerful leading woman. Under the guidance of M, who is struggling with Brexit and London's government shutdown, follow James Bond as he attempts to save the world from destruction at the hands of the world's leading Asset Neutralization Undercover Specialist (ANUS) and all the other women he encounters along the way. Meryl Streep even makes a cameo, so you know it's going to be like, a WHOLE THING.