The Bonus Features
Language Is A Virus

Thursday, February 6 2020

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line at the theatre for sold-out shows.

You know movies. You’ve seen movies. Thousands of them. They’re long. Boring. Predictable. Scarlett Johansson. But what if I told you every long-forgotten DVD movie had a treasure trove of... not-movie? 

Welcome to the last Blockbuster on earth, where you'll be taken on a tour of the greatest never-before-seen DVD bonus features from some of your favorite feature films. Enjoy it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do. Because it is.


Old Shelby is a defrocked itinerant preacher, spreading the Good Word that Words Are Bad. Join him as he invokes the divine power of sketch comedy to try to prove that human language was a mistake and to hopefully, once again, frock himself.