Thomas Whittington Is A Total Monster
For Everyone's Eyes Only

Wednesday, February 12 2020

7:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line at the theatre for sold-out shows.

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
-Stephen King

Look at you. You probably think you're a pretty good person, right? Because you gave a dollar for that cancer thing one time at CVS? Well... Thomas Whittington knows all about the monster that lives inside you, because he's way too familiar with the ones inside of him. And in this solo character show, he gives in to all of them.

Upcoming Performances

Wednesday, February 26

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

Wednesday, March 18

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

The year is 2019 and James Bond faces his biggest threat to-date: a powerful leading woman. Under the guidance of M, who is struggling with Brexit and London's government shutdown, follow James Bond as he attempts to save the world from destruction at the hands of the world's leading Asset Neutralization Undercover Specialist (ANUS) and all the other women he encounters along the way. Meryl Streep even makes a cameo, so you know it's going to be like, a WHOLE THING.