PT Barnum's Great American Shit Carnival
Friday, November 8 2019
UCBT Hell's Kitchen
555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036
(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)
×1 ticket = $5
PT Barnum's Great American Shit Carnival is a torrid celebration of all that is wrong and unholy in our current timeline where anyone with enough money or influence can drop by to showcase their particular brand of opulence. Perhaps Elon Musk will show us how fast he can chug a 2 liter bottle of his actual jizz (for strength)? Will Betsy DeVos invite her two least favorite public school children to fight to the death with the winner receiving barely affordable healthcare? Or perhaps RUdy Guiliani will stop by to show us where he keeps his dentures when he's not wearing them (hint: it's his raw, bleeding asshole)?
Whoever DOES stop by you can bet your bottom (millionth) dollar it'll be a feast for your trust-fund having, dystopia-loving, cum-encrusted eyes!
Disclaimer: This show is a foul nightmare. As a service to the performers and to the world-at-large you will NOT be permitted to take photographs or videos of this event.
Just a few things you need to be aware of...
You are buying ticket totaling $
You have 10 minutes to complete payment once you click proceed.
Get there 15 minutes early or your seat may be lost.
Know Where to Go
We have a few different locations, make sure you are going to the right one.
No Refunds or Exchanges
ALL purchases are final. Please don't ask for a refund.
Lineup May Change
The performers listed may not all be present.
(1) NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES. Double check show title, date, time and location before purchasing.
(2) BE ON TIME. General admission. Late arrivals may not be guaranteed entry due to disruption of performance.
(3) KNOW YOUR LOCATION.
(4) LINEUPS MAY CHANGE.