For Everyone's Eyes Only
Never A Boy

Wednesday, October 30 2019

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

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The year is 2019 and James Bond faces his biggest threat to-date: a powerful leading woman. Under the guidance of M, who is struggling with Brexit and London's government shutdown, follow James Bond as he attempts to save the world from destruction at the hands of the world's leading Asset Neutralization Undercover Specialist (ANUS) and all the other women he encounters along the way. Meryl Streep even makes a cameo, so you know it's going to be like, a WHOLE THING. 

Upcoming Performances

Monday, October 14

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

Wednesday, October 30

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

They said she was a boy, but she wasn't. Chloe Koser invites you into her life as a trans comedian in a one-woman show that is equal parts emotionally raw and incredibly lewd. There's boners, a whale, tampons, semen, and Chloe crying at least once in every performance. CONTENT WARNING: Gender Dysphoria, Bottom Dysphoria, Fertility Dysphoria, Suicidal Ideation. 

Upcoming Performances

Wednesday, October 16

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

Wednesday, October 30

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket