For Everyone's Eyes Only
Too Many Asians!

Wednesday, September 4 2019

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line at the theatre for sold-out shows.

The year is 2019 and James Bond faces his biggest threat to-date: a powerful leading woman. Under the guidance of M, who is struggling with Brexit and London's government shutdown, follow James Bond as he attempts to save the world from destruction at the hands of the world's leading Asset Neutralization Undercover Specialist (ANUS) and all the other women he encounters along the way. Meryl Streep even makes a cameo, so you know it's going to be like, a WHOLE THING. 

Upcoming Performances

Thursday, January 30

9:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

Wednesday, February 12

7:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

There's too many Asians on the stage! Wait no there's only one. A one-man characters sketch show by Woody Fu. By the end of the show, you will be an Asian ally or dead, GUARANTEED.