This Doesn't Mean I'm Your Boyfriend
Branded Content Will Set You Free

Wednesday, July 18 2018

8:00pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Carly Ann Filbin has a totally unique problem: She's bad at dating! In this hilarious and heartbreaking storytelling show, Carly looks back at relationships that defined her, men who refused her, and one very expensive hand job.


Artist Reform Gulag #19 is pleased to mandate your attendance at its branded content training seminar.  All creatives will learn the secret to making the most viral, most impactful, most soul-killing corporate infotainment the world has ever seen. F.A.T.E, a Rampant A.I, will be your guide, you'll think you're watching a simple comedy sketch show, but in the end you'll realize you actually experienced your own grimdark future.