Hockey Cops
The Scumbags of '77

Wednesday, May 23 2018

9:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$9.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Hockey Cops is a live version of an 80s action movie that tells the story of Matt and Drew, two police officers who love to play hockey. After skating into a burglar, they eventually realize he's a Soviet spy who's trying to destroy the world. Our only hope for survival is the Hockey Cops. Do you believe in miracles? YES!

Upcoming Performances

Wednesday, June 13

9:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

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Wednesday, June 27

9:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

$9.00 - Purchase a Ticket

This is the true story of scumbag Franky Coozarello, chronicling the rise and fall of his lowlife empire in the magical year of '77. It's the movie "Goodfellas" if it was a 30 minute sketch show written & directed by scumbag comedy versions of Scorcese and Pileggi that was also not a movie.