Medieval Times Comes to Castle UCBT

Saturday, March 3 2018


UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036


(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

You'll see spectacular displays of equestrian skill that are CRUELTY FREE!
You'll see traveling performers from around the realm -- FREAKS GALORE!
You'll see at least one GLORIOUS BEHEADING of a vile enemy-of-the-realm-and-Frenchman!

It culminates with the Tournament Royal -- valiant knights from every noble house competing in BRUTAL COMBAT to win the hand of the fair maiden who is dying to have SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Honor to His Royal Majesty the King!