Jay Malsky Slept With My Boyfriend!
How To Write A Book: The Play

Friday, February 23 2018

7:30pm

UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

$12.00

(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Jay Malsky has slept with a number of straight men in his life. Some of their girlfriends have found out! Now they are putting Jay through his own Salem Witch Trial for the spells he cast on their men. Come listen to their testimony and watch Jay defend himself...through song. That's right, this trial is a musical. 

Musical Direction by: Jody Shelton
Choreography: Zak Sommerfield
Vocals by: Taylor Ortega & David Carl


Emily Dickinson. William Shakespeare. Earnest Hemingway. All Dead...and therefore, not great writing teachers. Today you'll be learning from two amazing writers with the guts to actually be alive. Colin O'Brien is a master of both the Self Help and Self-Harm genres. Michael J. Wolf is a pioneer in the erotic non-fiction genre. These two literary powerhouses will be your writing instructors for the evening and help you to become the writer you think you might be - but so far haven't shown any signs of becoming. Simply put, these two lords of the words are going to teach you how to finish your shitty novel in 30 minutes, you idiot!

Additional video material by Nick Craig.