Santa's Sons: Battle for the Sled

Saturday, December 16 2017


UCBT Hell's Kitchen

555 W 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036

Santa is DEAD! And his Suit is up for Grabs!


(Plus $1.50/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Santa is dead. He was taken out by a cruise missile over Afghanistan and his shitty sons are competing for the job  The winner takes the Santa title, the sled and they get to fuck Mrs. Clause. The loser becomes the ass-end of reindeer centipede.