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Ocean's Lake

Wednesday, May 11 2016

8:00pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$5.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

This is a sketch show about every millennial girl who has been told by trend pieces that she talks wrong, has sex wrong, feels about her body wrong and is a feminist wrong. Oops, sorry, not girls-- women. This is a sketch show about millennial women who do everything wrong.


Welcome to Ocean's Lake, the wealthiest town in California. Join bad boy, Ray, and handsome loser, Jack, as they get caught in their parents' marital problems, their friend's meth addiction, their parents' marital problems a couple more times and several really big car crashes.

Please don't tell Josh Schwartz about this show.