Trump Dump: President Luxury

Monday, September 7 2015


UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001


(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line at the theatre for sold-out shows.

Have you ever felt uncomfortable? Of course you have! Did you feel ever feel uncomfortable trying to say "Umconfortable" out loud? Of course you did, I do too! Join Alan Starzinski for an evening of hilarious and uncomfortable characters.

Trump is President and he's giving a luxurious speech from the East Room of the White House.  Join him and his paid audience as he updates America on the Hunt for Rosie O'Donnell,  the construction of the first ever transcontinental hair oil pipeline and his plan for bronzing illegal immigrant's babies and using them for actual ships anchors.  Bring your questions and the Don will answer them.